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Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's not hard for me to look out the window and tell a joke here and there.
Willie Nelson
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Anyone who knows me knows that I’m way more of a joker than I am a serious person.
Queen Latifah
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The idea that any performer type is owed anything is a joke to me.
Henry Rollins
Idea
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Hermann Hesse
Enough
Eternity
Joke
Just
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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
Kanye West
Say
Things
Serious
Them
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Karl Pilkington
Being
Home
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I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I'm going to go shopping during my five-hour shift.
Wale
Famous
Hot
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Fashion
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
Demetri Martin
Away
Because
Fun
Funny
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I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.
Ben Folds
Am
Band
Ben
Big
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Fashion is kinda a joke. I don't get too bogged down in the clothes. For me, it's one big art project, just a canvas to show that fashion should have a brand which has someone behind it who cares about different contexts. Social things.
Virgil Abloh
About
Art
Behind
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I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
Rita Rudner
Feeling
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If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
Rita Rudner
Audience
Feel
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Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.
Robert Orben
Insecure
Joke
Line
More
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I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke.
Lucille Ball
Anecdotes
Happened
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Death is another story. I will never make a joke about death. It is beyond my powers.
Mario Puzo
Death
Never
Joke
Beyond
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When you do nothing and allow problems to escalate, you are not a leader. You are a joke
Nasir Ahmad el-Rufai
Do nothing
Allow problems
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Aisha Tyler
Marriage
About procreation
A joke
My husband
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But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing.
Christina Applegate
Nen
Women
Getting along
A joke
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
Humor
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I have a joke about government.The Nigerian government.That's the joke.
Tunde Leye
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